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Transformation TUESDAY ((two years ago + now))
THIS AINT NO TRANSFORMATION TUESDAY WTF U WENT FROM ANDY MILANOKIS TO BEYONCE DISTANT COUSIN LORD TOUCHED OVER YOUR SOUL GOD IS REAL AMEN
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
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